The foreigner

“Look out! John, you can’t drive on to the pavement.” Reid, who next to me, said. Then I drove on the road. As soon as I had stoped the car, when reid’s gonna get off the car. I said:” sit down . reid. I parked in the wrong place. If you wanna go to the mall, you should carry on be getting off the car.”” no.” reid said:” I don’t wanna go to the mall. I wanna get home, dad. ”” ok!”
Reid said:” whether you got on very well with your flatmentes?””yes. dad, when would we arrived home?””grow up. Reid, I don’t know about it. maybe, we would arrived home at night or at sunrise or on tenth of June.”” on, no, I may not be able to eat the dinner.”
“ I’m just kidding.”” All right.”” I’ll drive on to the next town. I give you a piece of advice. You can sleep.” As soon as we had arrived our home, my son got off the car. Just then I found there is a Englishman in my house. But I don’t know any English words at all, apart from a few words. Neither of my wife and the guest spokes English during all the night. The next day, I gave the guest a ride home, we had nearly reached in Beijing, when he very slowly said:” good bye. As I soon learnt, he is a Chinese. When the sun set, I arrived my home.my wife asked me:” which of the town did you take the guest to?”” Beijing. Dear, I wanna eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled eggs with potato and the cake. My wife said:” except for scrambled eggs with tomato, you can eat it at all. ”“ all right, either of them will do. But is there no tomato in my house?” ” no. I just can’t afford to more workload.” The third day, I sented a check and my identification to the police office, because I broke the rules. Yesterday, I found a speeding ticket on my car. This does not always happen, but if it happens, I have to pay the police. These tickets often appears on many people’s cars. When I found the ticket, I know that my turn had come. but I’m not cut out for solving the sort of thing. So I hope my wife can help me, because my wife is a policeman. But she is a irritable person, so I probably won’t tell her.

外国人
“小心，约翰。你不能开上人行行道。”在我旁边的里德说。然后我开上了路。我一停下车，里德就打算下车。我说：“坐下，里德，我似乎停在了错误的地方。如果你想要去商场，那么你可以继续下车。”“不。”里德说：“我不想要去商场。我想回家。爸爸。”“好的。”
里德说：“是否你和你的室友关系好？”“是的，爸爸，我们什么时候到家？”“成长点，里德，我不知道。也许，我们会晚上或者日出或者7月10日到家。”“噢，不，我可能吃不到晚餐了。”“我只是在开玩笑。”“好吧。”“我会开往下一个城市。我给你一个建议，你可以先睡觉。”我们一到我们家，我的儿子就下了车。就在这时，我发现我的家里有一个英国人。但是我不知道任何一点英语单词，除了几个单词。我的老婆和那个客人整个晚上其间都没有说英语。
第二天，我带着客人回他的家，我们几乎要到北京了，那个客人很慢的说：“good，bye。”这时我很快就知道，他是一个中国人。当太阳下山的时候，我到了家。我的妻子问我：“你把客人带到哪一个城市了？”“北京，宝贝，我想要吃鸡蛋炒土豆、番茄炒鸡蛋、蛋糕。”
我的妻子说：“除了番茄炒鸡蛋你都可以吃。”“好吧，他们都行。但是家里没有西红柿了吗？”“不，我只是不能负担更多的工作量。”第三天，我发送了一张支票和我的身份证明去警察局，因为我违章了。昨天，我发现一张超速罚单在我的车上。这种情况不总是发生，但是如果他发生了，我必须付钱给警察。
这些罚单常常出现在很多人的车上。当我发现这张罚单的时候，我知道轮到我了。
但是我不擅长解决这种事情，所以我希望我的妻子能帮助我，因为她是一个女警察，但是她是一个易怒的人，所以我可能不会告诉她。