Nov. 29, 2023
I'm trying to learn how to use the word ''fart'' in different contexts, so I made many sentences using ''fart."
1. The room suddenly smelled a bit funny, so I couldn't help but wonder if my boyfriend had just let out a ninja fart.
2. My boyfriend has a maddening habit of sneaky farting.
3. Stop releasing silent but deadly farts! You're driving me nuts!
4. What really gets on my nerves isn't how often he farts, but the fact that he does it so quietly.
5. Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend released a fart unintentionally. And guess what? He actually blamed the unexpected fart on the squeaky chair! What a ridiculous excuse! The foul smell of his fart struck everyone's nostrils the moment he let it out, and he was dumb enough to believe that we would buy his lie.
6. Many people pretend nothing happens when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator.
7. He stank out the whole room with his revolting fart stench.
8. Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart is still very strong in the room.
9. How can you manage to keep a straight face whenever you chain-fart? I wouldn't be able to stifle a laugh if I were you. (I'm unsure if ''chain-fart'' makes sense, but basically, I want to convey the idea of a series of farts occurring in quick succession.)
10. He emitted a rapid succession of weak but highly pungent farts, which made me wince and recoil immediately.
11. He farted so quietly that the squeak was scarcely audible in the corner of the office. Still, its odor permeated the entire workspace.
12. Your farts are strongly aromatic. Now please stay as far away from me as possible. (I want to describe stinky farts in an ironic and humorous manner, but I am unsure if readers can catch the intended humor. Perhaps "extremely fragrant," " sweetly scented," or "highly perfumed" will work better?)
13. Although holding in a fart is unhealthy for you, you are advised to do so in public places in order to respect others present and adhere to social etiquette. If the gas builds up to a point that it causes pain and discomfort to the intestines and stomach, you should immediately discreetly excuse yourself and find an appropriate place and time to release the gas. Alternatively, you can fake a loud cough or huge yawn to drown out the noise when passing the gas. If you are afraid that the odor will spread out, though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating.
1. 房間裡突然聞起來有些奇怪,所以我不禁懷疑我的男友剛剛放了一個無聲屁。
2. 我男友有一個令人抓狂的習慣,就是偷偷放屁。
3. 不要再放不聲不響的臭屁了!你快把我逼瘋了!
4. 真正惹毛我的不是他放屁的頻率,而是他放屁時總是一聲不響。
5. 昨天家庭聚會時,我的男朋友不小心放了一个屁。結果你猜怎麼著?他居然把他不小心放的屁歸咎於椅子的嘎吱聲!多麼荒唐的借口!他一放屁,惡臭就朝我們每人撲鼻而來,他竟然還傻到以為我們會相信他的謊言。
6. 許多人在電梯之類的公共場所不小心放了個小屁時,都會假裝若無其事。
7. 他那噁心的屁味讓整個房間臭氣熏天。
8. 雖然已經兩個小時了,房間裡還是殘留著他濃重的屁味。
9. 當你放連環屁時,你怎麼還能板著臉?如果我是你,我肯定會忍不住笑出來。
10. 他快速地放了一連串聲響微弱、卻非常刺鼻的屁,讓我立即蹙眉並抽身一退。
11. 他的屁聲微乎其微,在辦公室的角落幾乎聽不到。儘管如此,臭氣還是瀰漫了整個辦公室。
12. 你的屁真香啊!現在請離我越遠越好。
13. 雖然憋屁對身體有害,但為了尊重在場的人和遵守社交禮儀,你在公共場合還是會被建議這麼做。 若是氣體累積到了引起腸胃疼痛與不適的程度,應立即低調離場,找到適當的時間和地點排氣。 或者,你也可以在排氣時假裝大聲咳嗽或打一個大大的哈欠來掩蓋聲響。 不過,如果你害怕異味擴散開來,那可能就別無選擇,只能將額外的氣體留在消化系統中,忍受愈加嚴重的脹氣。
Studying "Fart" Usage
*Lmao this is awesome
My boyfriend has a maddening habit of sneaky farting.
My boyfriend has a terrible habit of sneaky farting.
Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend released a fart unintentionally.
Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend accidentally farted.
(Your version's also works, this is just a suggestion; more colloquial to say "let out a fart", "pass gas", or simply "farted")
What a ridiculous excuse!
*It seems that people everywhere blame it on the chair
Many people pretend nothing happens when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator.
People typically act nonchalant when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator.
He stank out the whole room with his revolting fart stench.
*LOL
Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart is still very strong in the room.
Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart still lingers.
I wouldn't be able to stifle a laugh if I were you.
I wouldn't be able to keep it together.
(I'm unsure if ''chain-fart'' makes sense, but basically, I want to convey the idea of a series of farts occurring in quick succession.)
*That's so funny, and yeah it works haha.
He emitted a rapid succession of weak but highly pungent farts, which made me wince and recoil immediately.
*using essay-style writing to describe farts, I'm laughing this is great
Perhaps "extremely fragrant", " sweetly scented", or "highly perfumed" will work better?)
*Initial sentence works; I like "extremely fragrant"
Although holding in a fart is unhealthy for you, you are advisedit is social etiquette to do so in public places in order to respect others present and adhere to social etiquetteose around you.
If the gas builds up to a point that it causes pain and discomfort to the intestines and stomach, you should immediately and discreetly excuse yourself and find an appropriate place and time to release the gas.
If you are afraid that the odor will spread out, though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating.
If you are afraid that the odor will spread(,) though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating.
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I never thought I'd read a post on here about flatulence humor, haha. Good writing!
*The comments prefaced with asterisks are just my reacting to your writing, not edits.
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Studing "Fart" Usage Studying "Fart" Usage *Lmao this is awesome |
I'm trying to learn how to use the word ''fart'' in different contexts, so I made many sentences using ''fart." |
1. |
The room suddenly smelled a bit funny, so I couldn't help but wonder if my boyfriend had just let out a ninja fart. |
2. |
My boyfriend has a maddening habit of sneaky farting. My boyfriend has a maddening habit of sneaky farting. My boyfriend has a terrible habit of sneaky farting. |
3. |
Stop releasing silent but deadly farts! |
You're driving me nuts! |
4. |
What really gets on my nerves isn't how often he farts, but the fact that he does it so quietly. |
5. |
Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend released a fart unintentionally. Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend released a fart unintentionally. Yesterday, during the family reunion, my boyfriend accidentally farted. (Your version's also works, this is just a suggestion; more colloquial to say "let out a fart", "pass gas", or simply "farted") |
And guess what? |
He actually blamed the unexpected fart on the squeaky chair! |
What a ridiculous excuse! What a ridiculous excuse! *It seems that people everywhere blame it on the chair |
The foul smell of his fart struck everyone's nostrils the moment he let it out, and he was dumb enough to believe that we would buy his lie. |
6. |
Many people pretend nothing happens when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator. Many people pretend nothing happens when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator. People typically act nonchalant when they accidentally let out a tiny fart in a public place like an elevator. |
He stank out the whole room with his revolting fart stench. He stank out the whole room with his revolting fart stench. *LOL |
8. |
Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart is still very strong in the room. Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart is still very strong in the room. Even though it's been two hours, the stench of his fart still lingers. |
9. |
How can you manage to keep a straight face whenever you chain-fart? |
I wouldn't be able to stifle a laugh if I were you. I wouldn't be able to stifle a laugh if I were you. I wouldn't be able to keep it together. |
(I'm unsure if ''chain-fart'' makes sense, but basically, I want to convey the idea of a series of farts occurring in quick succession.) (I'm unsure if ''chain-fart'' makes sense, but basically, I want to convey the idea of a series of farts occurring in quick succession.) *That's so funny, and yeah it works haha. |
10. |
He emitted a rapid succession of weak but highly pungent farts, which made me wince and recoil immediately. He emitted a rapid succession of weak but highly pungent farts, which made me wince and recoil immediately. *using essay-style writing to describe farts, I'm laughing this is great |
11. |
He farted so quietly that the squeak was scarcely audible in the corner of the office. |
Still, its odor permeated the entire workspace. |
12. |
Your farts are strongly aromatic. |
Now please stay as far away from me as possible. |
(I want to describe stinky farts in an ironic and humorous manner, but I am unsure if readers can catch the intended humor. |
Perhaps "extremely fragrant", " sweetly scented", or "highly perfumed" will work better?) Perhaps "extremely fragrant", " sweetly scented", or "highly perfumed" will work better?) *Initial sentence works; I like "extremely fragrant" |
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Although holding in a fart is unhealthy for you, you are advised to do so in public places in order to respect others present and adhere to social etiquette. Although holding in a fart is unhealthy for you, |
If the gas builds up to a point that it causes pain and discomfort to the intestines and stomach, you should immediately discreetly excuse yourself and find an appropriate place and time to release the gas. If the gas builds up to a point that it causes pain and discomfort to the intestines and stomach, you should immediately and discreetly excuse yourself and find an appropriate place and time to release the gas. |
Alternatively, you can fake a loud cough or huge yawn to drown out the noise when passing the gas. |
If you are afraid that the odor will spread out, though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating. If you are afraid that the odor will spread out, though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating. If you are afraid that the odor will spread(,) though, you probably have no choice but to keep extra air in the digestive system and endure the increasingly severe bloating. |
Perhaps "extremely fragrant," " sweetly scented," or "highly perfumed" will work better?) |
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