June 27, 2020
SHIRT IN THE PANTS
The bigger the better they say (please suggest any other entrance to this story Also please note that some sentences have several variants of them. If you could correct all the variants, I would be very pleased!)
Have you ever been afraid to be accused of theft even though you did not steal anything? Well, you are not alone. What you are about to hear is the worst outcome possible when in such situation. And, on the side note, the more is not always best. So, yeah, a two-for-one situation here.
I want to welcome you in Stoke-on-Trent, Great Brittan where a guy named Steve Whitehurst and his girlfriend Mandy Shenton were out and about at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center (were OUT AND ABOUT at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center = WERE WALKING) at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center. They decided to shop in Scott’s Menswear clothing store. The action took place on September twenty seventh in 2019. Steve was going back and forth and tried on a lot of stuff (and tried on a lot of STUFF = and tried on a lot of THINGS = and tried on a lot of CLOTHES). That was when the staff paid attention to the guy in the first place (= it was at that moment when the staff paid attention to the guy = that was when the staff paid attention to the guy at first). They gave him a stinky eye and decided to not let him out of their sight (decided to not LET him OUT OF THEIR SIGHT = they decided TO LOOK HIM CLOSELY). They also noticed a missing electronic tag on the jacket, which Mr. Whitehurst tried on just a few moments ago. (a MISSING electronic tag = an ABSENT electronic tag) The attention of the workforce was drawn one more time after the man paid the bill at the register. (the man paid the bill at the REGISTER = the man paid the bill at the COUNTER) It wasn’t what he had in bags, but what was protruding out of the crotch area of his jeans, that draw their looks. Several managers came up to the guy and accused him of shoplifting pointing out at the suspicious bulge on the pants. (Several managers CAME UP to the guy = Several managers APPROACHED the guy) The man was ready to such a turn of events and claimed that it was his manhood, which stuck out from the jeans. (it was his manhood, which STUCK OUT from the jeans = it was his manhood, which PROTRUDED OUT OF the jeans) The manager wouldn’t let it go, though, insisting that the bulge was too big to room one’s member (The manager WOULDN’T LET IT GO = The manager CONTINUED TO FIGHT). They called a guard to join the fight, cornered the poor guy and continued insisting on taking out the thing he had been smuggling. (they continued INSISTING ON TAKING OUT the thing = they continued TO INSIST TO TAKE OUT the thing). They were fighting back and forth but no one seemed to believe the other part of the conflict. Some time into the conflict, the accused man started to lose it and took matter into his own hands. (SOME TIME INTO the conflict = some time later = a few moments later) He pulled down his pants, pointed at boxers and said “See, that’s my sweatchies, I got nothing to hide. I can’t help the way I’m made,,. There still was a huge bulge, though, so the manager would not believe the guy and continued demanding to pull out stolen items. (There STILL WAS a huge bulge = There WAS STILL a huge bulge) The manager still had no belief in the man’s words. Now, at that point, the incident had lasted for tens of minutes and the man started to feel like he had no choice but to take off his boxers and unfold all the doubts. (he had no choice but TO TAKE OFF his boxers = he had no choice but TO PULL DOWN his boxers) He proposed the guard to follow him to the cubicle and reveal the subject of controversy. (to follow him to the CUBICLE = to follow him to the CHANGING ROOM) And so he did. The truth came to light as soon as he took off his shorts.( he took off his SHORTS = he took off his UNDERWEAR = he took off his UNDERPANTS = he took off his BOXERS = he took off his TROUSERS) And the truth was that the thing he pulled out wasn’t stolen… It was hanging! It turned out to be a 10in penis, which was hidden in his underwear. He rolled it out, the guard shook his head and ran out to the manager telling her there was no stolen items down there. At one point Steve heard the manager asked the guard ,,Please tell me he hid something in there,,. The guard answered: ,,no,,. Mr. Whitehurst said that he had put some weight by the time and his jeans were really tight on that day. “I can't help the way I'm made. I'm very well endowed." Because of the stress, the man got to sleep only at 6 am next day. (at 6 am next day = at 6 am THE next day)
For this reason, he came back at the store first thing in the morning and demanded the manager’s apologies. (For this reason = that’s why) As the store’s spokesman said, “We have apologised to Mr Whitehurst who was happy with our apology." So, we can conclude he did had some compensation for what he endured. "I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company. It's so frustrating." He vowed never to return to the JD Sports-owned store again. (He VOWED never to return to the JD Sports again = He SWORE never to return to the JD Sports again) So, yeah the saying ,,bigger aint always better,, do hold up at times.
Have you ever been afraid to be accused of theft even though you did not steal anything?
Well, you are not alone.
What you are about to hear is the worst outcome possible when in such asituation.
And, on theas a side note, the more is not always bestter.
I want to welcome you in Stoke-on-Trent, Great Brittan where a guy named Steve Whitehurst and his girlfriend Mandy Shenton were out andwalking abrout atnd in Hanley's intdu Potteries shopping center (were OUT AND ABOUT at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center = WERE WALKING) at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center.
The actionis took place on September twenty seventh in17, 2019.
Not technically wrong, but numbers sound more natural here.
Steve was going back and forth and tried on a lot of stuff (and tried on a lot of STUFF = and tried on a lot of THINGS = and tried on a lot of CLOTHES)clothes.
Tried on a lot of clothes is the most specific, but the other two are also OK.
ThaIt was when the staff paid attention to the guy in the first place (= it was at that moment when the staff paid attention to the guy = that was when the staff paid attention to the guy at first)at this moment when the staff started paying attention to him.
They gave him athe stinky eye and decided to not let him out of their sight (decided to not LET him OUT OF THEIR SIGHT = they decided TO LOOK HIM CLOSELY).
To not let him out of their sight sounds more natural.
(a MISSING electronic tag = an ABSENT electronic tag) The attention of the workforceemployees' attention was drawn one more time after the man paid thehis bill at the register.
Both "missing" and "absent" are OK
(the man paid the bill at the REGISTER = the man paid the bill at the COUNTER) It wasn’t what he had in his bags, but what was protruding out of the crotch area of his jeans, that draw their looksattention.
Both "register" and "counter" sound OK
Several managers came up to the guy and accused him of shoplifting, pointing out at the suspicious bulge oin thehis pants.
(Several managers CAME UP to the guy = Several managers APPROACHED the guy) The man was ready tofor such a turn of events and claimed that it was his manhood,penis which was stuicking out from the jeans.
Both "came up" and "approached" are OK. "Manhood" also isn't grammatically wrong, but is a little old fashioned-- like something a grandma would say.
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"Stuck out of" is better here, since "protruded" kind of makes it sound like his penis was fully visible, and "wouldn't let it go" sounds a little bit better to me.
They called a guard to join the fightinto the store, cornered the poor guy and continued to insisting on to taking out the thing he had been smuggling.
They were fighting back and forth but no one seemed to believe the other part of the conflicteither side could let it go.
Some time into the conflict, the accused man started to lose ithis temper and took the matter into his own hands.
(SOME TIME INTO the conflict = some time later = a few moments later) He pulled down his pants, pointed at his boxers and said “See, that’s my sweatchiesese are my underwear, I got nothing to hide.
"Some time into" sounds a little better. I have no idea what "sweatchies" means, so I just replaced it with "underwear".
I can’t help the way I’m made,,."
There was still was a huge bulge, though, so the manager would nodidn't believe the guy and continued demanding tohat he pulled out the stolen items.
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Now, at that point, the incident had lasted for tens ofover ten minutes and the man started to feel like he had no choice but to take off his boxers and unfoldrefute all of their doubts.
(he had no choice but TO TAKE OFF his boxers = he had no choice but TO PULL DOWN his boxers) He proposasked the guard to follow him into the cubicle ana changing room so he could reveal the subject of controversy.
Both "to take off" and "to pull down" sound OK.
The truth came to light as soon as he took off his shortsunderwear.
( he took off his SHORTS = he took off his UNDERWEAR = he took off his UNDERPANTS = he took off his BOXERS = he took off his TROUSERS) And the truth was that the thing he pulled out wasn’t stolen… Iit was hanging!
"Shorts" usually just means short pants, and "trousers" is a synonym for pants. Both "underpants" and "boxers" are OK, although "boxers" refers to longer, looser underwear.
It turned out to be ahis 10 inch penis, which was hidden in his underwear.
He rolledtook it out, and the guard shook his head and ran out to the manager to telling her that there wasere no stolen items down there.
At one point Steve heard the manager asked the guard ,, "Please tell me he hid something in there,,."
The guard answered: ,,no,,."No."
Mr. Whitehurst said that he had put some weight byat the time and his jeans were really tight on that day.
“I can't help the way I'm made.
I'm very well endowed."
Because of the stress, the man got to sleep only at 6 amAM the next day.
For this reason, he came back at the store first thing in the morning and demanded that the manager’s apologizes.
(For this reason = that’s why) As tThe store’s spokesman said, “We have apologised to Mr Whitehurst who was happy with our apology."
Both "for this reason" and "that's why" are OK.
"I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company.
It's so frustrating."
He vowed never to return to the JD Sports-owned store again.
(He VOWED never to return to the JD Sports again = He SWORE never to return to the JD Sports again) So, yeah, the saying ,,b"Bigger ain't always better,," does hold up at times.
Both "vowed" and "swore" are OK>
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June 28, 2020
Thanks for the hard work! The story is crazy indeed. I could not believe it was a thing even though I heard it on the radio!
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SHIRT IN THE PANTS |
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The bigger the better they say (please suggest any other entrance to this story Also please note that some sentences have several variants of them. If you could correct all the variants, I would be very pleased! ) |
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Have you ever been afraid to be accused of theft even though you did not steal anything? Have you ever been |
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Well, you are not alone. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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What you are about to hear is the worst outcome possible when in such situation. What you are about to hear is the worst outcome possible |
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And, on the side note, the more is not always best. And, |
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So, yeah, a two-for-one situation here. |
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I want to welcome you in Stoke-on-Trent, Great Brittan where a guy named Steve Whitehurst and his girlfriend Mandy Shenton were out and about at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center (were OUT AND ABOUT at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center = WERE WALKING) at Hanley's intu Potteries shopping center. I want to welcome you in Stoke-on-Trent, Great Brit |
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They decided to shop in Scott’s Menswear clothing store. |
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The action took place on September twenty seventh in 2019. Th Not technically wrong, but numbers sound more natural here. |
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Steve was going back and forth and tried on a lot of stuff (and tried on a lot of STUFF = and tried on a lot of THINGS = and tried on a lot of CLOTHES). Steve was going back and forth and tried on a lot of Tried on a lot of clothes is the most specific, but the other two are also OK. |
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That was when the staff paid attention to the guy in the first place (= it was at that moment when the staff paid attention to the guy = that was when the staff paid attention to the guy at first).
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They gave him a stinky eye and decided to not let him out of their sight (decided to not LET him OUT OF THEIR SIGHT = they decided TO LOOK HIM CLOSELY). They gave him To not let him out of their sight sounds more natural. |
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They also noticed a missing electronic tag on the jacket, which Mr. Whitehurst tried on just a few moments ago. |
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(a MISSING electronic tag = an ABSENT electronic tag) The attention of the workforce was drawn one more time after the man paid the bill at the register. (a MISSING electronic tag = an ABSENT electronic tag) The Both "missing" and "absent" are OK |
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(the man paid the bill at the REGISTER = the man paid the bill at the COUNTER) It wasn’t what he had in bags, but what was protruding out of the crotch area of his jeans, that draw their looks. (the man paid the bill at the REGISTER = the man paid the bill at the COUNTER) It wasn’t what he had in his bags, but what was protruding out of the crotch area of his jeans, that draw their Both "register" and "counter" sound OK |
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Several managers came up to the guy and accused him of shoplifting pointing out at the suspicious bulge on the pants. Several managers came up to the guy and accused him of shoplifting, pointing out at the suspicious bulge |
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(Several managers CAME UP to the guy = Several managers APPROACHED the guy) The man was ready to such a turn of events and claimed that it was his manhood, which stuck out from the jeans. (Several managers CAME UP to the guy = Several managers APPROACHED the guy) The man was ready Both "came up" and "approached" are OK. "Manhood" also isn't grammatically wrong, but is a little old fashioned-- like something a grandma would say. |
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(it was his manhood, which STUCK OUT from the jeans = it was his manhood, which PROTRUDED OUT OF the jeans) The manager wouldn’t let it go, though, insisting that the bulge was too big to room one’s member (The manager WOULDN’T LET IT GO = The manager CONTINUED TO FIGHT). (it was his manhood, which STUCK OUT from the jeans = it was his manhood, which PROTRUDED OUT OF the jeans) The manager wouldn’t let it go, though, insisting that the bulge was too big to "Stuck out of" is better here, since "protruded" kind of makes it sound like his penis was fully visible, and "wouldn't let it go" sounds a little bit better to me. |
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They called a guard to join the fight, cornered the poor guy and continued insisting on taking out the thing he had been smuggling. They called a guard |
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(they continued INSISTING ON TAKING OUT the thing = they continued TO INSIST TO TAKE OUT the thing). |
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They were fighting back and forth but no one seemed to believe the other part of the conflict. They were fighting back and forth but n |
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Some time into the conflict, the accused man started to lose it and took matter into his own hands. Some time into the conflict, the accused man started to lose |
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(SOME TIME INTO the conflict = some time later = a few moments later) He pulled down his pants, pointed at boxers and said “See, that’s my sweatchies, I got nothing to hide. (SOME TIME INTO the conflict = some time later = a few moments later) He pulled down his pants, pointed at his boxers and said “See, th "Some time into" sounds a little better. I have no idea what "sweatchies" means, so I just replaced it with "underwear". |
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I can’t help the way I’m made,,. I can’t help the way I’m made |
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There still was a huge bulge, though, so the manager would not believe the guy and continued demanding to pull out stolen items. There was still |
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(There STILL WAS a huge bulge = There WAS STILL a huge bulge) The manager still had no belief in the man’s words. (There STILL WAS a huge bulge = There WAS STILL a huge bulge) The manager still |
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Now, at that point, the incident had lasted for tens of minutes and the man started to feel like he had no choice but to take off his boxers and unfold all the doubts. Now, at that point, the incident had lasted for |
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(he had no choice but TO TAKE OFF his boxers = he had no choice but TO PULL DOWN his boxers) He proposed the guard to follow him to the cubicle and reveal the subject of controversy. (he had no choice but TO TAKE OFF his boxers = he had no choice but TO PULL DOWN his boxers) He Both "to take off" and "to pull down" sound OK. |
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(to follow him to the CUBICLE = to follow him to the CHANGING ROOM) And so he did. |
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The truth came to light as soon as he took off his shorts. The truth came to light as soon as he took off his |
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( he took off his SHORTS = he took off his UNDERWEAR = he took off his UNDERPANTS = he took off his BOXERS = he took off his TROUSERS) And the truth was that the thing he pulled out wasn’t stolen… It was hanging! ( he took off his SHORTS = he took off his UNDERWEAR = he took off his UNDERPANTS = he took off his BOXERS = he took off his TROUSERS) And the truth was that the thing he pulled out wasn’t stolen… "Shorts" usually just means short pants, and "trousers" is a synonym for pants. Both "underpants" and "boxers" are OK, although "boxers" refers to longer, looser underwear. |
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It turned out to be a 10in penis, which was hidden in his underwear. It turned out to be |
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He rolled it out, the guard shook his head and ran out to the manager telling her there was no stolen items down there. He |
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At one point Steve heard the manager asked the guard ,,Please tell me he hid something in there,,. At one point Steve heard the manager ask |
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The guard answered: ,,no,,. The guard answered: |
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Mr. Whitehurst said that he had put some weight by the time and his jeans were really tight on that day. Mr. Whitehurst said that he had put some weight |
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“I can't help the way I'm made. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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I'm very well endowed." This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Because of the stress, the man got to sleep only at 6 am next day. Because of the stress, the man got to sleep only at 6 |
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(at 6 am next day = at 6 am THE next day) |
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For this reason, he came back at the store first thing in the morning and demanded the manager’s apologies. For this reason, he came back at the store first thing in the morning and demanded that the manager |
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(For this reason = that’s why) As the store’s spokesman said, “We have apologised to Mr Whitehurst who was happy with our apology." (For this reason = that’s why) Both "for this reason" and "that's why" are OK. |
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So, we can conclude he did had some compensation for what he endured. |
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"I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It's so frustrating." This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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He vowed never to return to the JD Sports-owned store again. He vowed never to return to the JD Sports |
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(He VOWED never to return to the JD Sports again = He SWORE never to return to the JD Sports again) So, yeah the saying ,,bigger aint always better,, do hold up at times. (He VOWED never to return to the JD Sports again = He SWORE never to return to the JD Sports again) So, yeah, the saying Both "vowed" and "swore" are OK> |
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