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THE BEST TIP JAR SIGN EVER!

Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best result!
This story came from my own experience. It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the days. I descended down the street with my massage model as she decided to look over to one of the bars on Mykhailivska street in Kiev. It seemed to be a run-of-the-mill bar filled with people with a pointless glance under all sorts of substances (illicit included). We took some weird-flavored beer at the counter and proceeded to the table area where had some fun listening to the music, observing people around us and chatting small things. We ran out of the beer stock very soon though. It was at that moment when we decided to have some more beer. So that I came up to the counter looking for another beer flavor as a giant tip jar drew my attention. It's not its volume, but the sign written on it which I noticed that made my day. Now, let me picture the whole thing so that you can guess what wast it that was written on the jar. Mediocre millennials bar. Lots of miners under illicit substances. A young guy against the bar counter serving beers lefts and rights. If you haven't got it yet, it has to do with the thing every guy in his teen-ish is obsessed with.
The sigh asked people to donate the guy for a surgery to prolong his ,,manhood experience,,. Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only thing i can say. Wait - there is more! After having this last beer charge we felt like we could've used some more of the beverage so I went to the counter once again. Although the barmen stayed at the place and continued serving the visitors, the sighn on the bar had changed. To my mind, it was the best mach the guy could have come up with. It said ,, for the surgery to shorten my ,,manhood experience,,,,. I was bombed. I then gave him a complement as well as a large amount of tips and swiftly took a photo of both sides of the jar. As the guy said, he has his jar turned every half an hour so that everyone is able to see the both sides of it. This way, he gets to get even more tips than before, when there used to be only the prolonged sign on the jar. It was the best tip jar slogan I've ever encountered. Does it seem like that to you as well? Let me know if there are some other great slogans out here, I didn't find much on internet

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THE BEST TIP JAR SIGN EVER!

Wait - there is more!

I was bombed.

It was the best tip jar slogan I've ever encountered.

Does it seem like that to you as well?

THE BEST TIP JAR SIGN EVER!

It was at that moment when we decided to have some more beer.

If you haven't got it yet, it has to do with the thing every guy in his teen-ish is obsessed with.

I was bombed.

As the guy said, he has his jar turned every half an hour so that everyone is able to see the both sides of it.

This way, he gets to get even more tips than before, when there used to be only the prolonged sign on the jar.

It was the best tip jar slogan I've ever encountered.

Does it seem like that to you as well?

Let me know if there are some other great slogans out here, I didn't find much on internet

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arccosinus

Jan. 21, 2020

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THE BEST TIP JAR SIGN EVER!


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Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best result!


Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best results! Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best results!

It's more common to use the plural in this case.

Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best results! Use both sides of the tip jar to get the best results!

This story came from my own experience.


This story caomes from my own experience. This story comes from my own experience.

This story caomes from my own experience. This story comes from my own experience.

It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the days.


It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the days. It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the day.

It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the days. It started after one of the massage classes I attended back in the day.

I descended down the street with my massage model as she decided to look over to one of the bars on Mykhailivska street in Kiev.


As I descended down the street with my massage model as, she decided to look over to one of the bars on Mykhailivska street in Kiev. As I descended down the street with my massage model, she decided to look over to one of the bars on Mykhailivska street in Kiev.

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It seemed to be a run-of-the-mill bar filled with people with a pointless glance under all sorts of substances (illicit included).


It seemed to be a run-of-the-mill bar filled with people with a pointless glancdull-eyed people under all sorts of substances (illicit included). It seemed to be a run-of-the-mill bar filled with dull-eyed people under all sorts of substances (illicit included).

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We took some weird-flavored beer at the counter and proceeded to the table area where had some fun listening to the music, observing people around us and chatting small things.


We tookhad some weird-flavored beer at the counter and proceeded to the table area, where we had some fun listening to the music, observing people around us, and chatting small things. We had some weird-flavored beer at the counter and proceeded to the table area, where we had some fun listening to the music, observing people around us, and chatting small things.

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We ran out of the beer stock very soon though.


We ran out of the beer stock very soon, though. We ran out of beer very soon, though.

We ran out of the beer stock very soonvery quickly, though. We ran out of beer very quickly, though.

It was at that moment when we decided to have some more beer.


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It was at that moment whenthat we decided to have some more beer. It was at that moment that we decided to have some more beer.

So that I came up to the counter looking for another beer flavor as a giant tip jar drew my attention.


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It's not its volume, but the sign written on it which I noticed that made my day.


It's not its volume, but the sign written on it which I noticed that made my day. It's not its volume, but the sign written on it that made my day.

It' was not its volume, but the sign written on it which I noticed, and that made my day. It was not its volume but the sign written on it which I noticed, and that made my day.

Now, let me picture the whole thing so that you can guess what wast it that was written on the jar.


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Mediocre millennials bar.


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Lots of miners under illicit substances.


Lots of miners under illicit substances.

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A young guy against the bar counter serving beers lefts and rights.


A young guy against the bar counter is serving beers lefts and rights. A young guy against the bar counter is serving beers lefts and rights.

A young guy against the bar counter serving beers lefts and rights. A young guy at the bar serving beers lefts and rights.

If you haven't got it yet, it has to do with the thing every guy in his teen-ish is obsessed with.


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If you haven't gotten it yet, it has to do with the something that every guy in his teen-ishs is obsessed with. If you haven't gotten it yet, it has to do with something that every guy in his teens is obsessed with.

The sigh asked people to donate the guy for a surgery to prolong his ,,manhood experience,,.


The sighn asked people to donate to the guy for a surgery to prolong his ,,"manhood experience,,." The sign asked people to donate to the guy for a surgery to prolong his "manhood experience."

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Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only thing i can say.


Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only thing iI can say.: Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only thing I can say:

Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only one thing iI can say. Now, if you think this is hilarious, there's only one thing I can say.

Wait - there is more!


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After having this last beer charge we felt like we could've used some more of the beverage so I went to the counter once again.


After having this last beer charge, we felt like we could've used some more of the beverage, so I went to the counter once again. After having this last beer, we felt like we could've used some more, so I went to the counter once again.

After having this last beer charge, we felt like we could've used some more of the beverage more, so I went to the counter once again. After having this last beer, we felt like we could use more, so I went to the counter again.

Although the barmen stayed at the place and continued serving the visitors, the sighn on the bar had changed.


Although the barmen stayed at the place and continued serving the visitors, the sighn on the bar had changed. Although the barmen stayed at the place and continued serving the visitors, the sign on the bar had changed.

Although the barmtender had stayed atin the same place and continued serving the visitocustomers, the sighn on the bar had changed. Although the bartender had stayed in the same place and continued serving customers, the sign on the bar had changed.

To my mind, it was the best mach the guy could have come up with.


To my mind, it was the best match the guy could have come up with. To my mind, it was the best match the guy could have come up with.

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It said ,, for the surgery to shorten my ,,manhood experience,,,,.


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It said ,, for the, "For surgery to shorten my ,,"manhood experience,,,,". It said, "For surgery to shorten my "manhood experience".

I was bombed.


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I then gave him a complement as well as a large amount of tips and swiftly took a photo of both sides of the jar.


I then gave him a compleiment as well as a large amount of tips and swiftly took a photo of both sides of the jar. I then gave him a compliment as well as a large tip and swiftly took a photo of both sides of the jar.

I then gave him a compleiment as well as a large amount ofnd a large tips, and then swiftly took a photo of boteach sides of the jar. I then gave him a compliment and a large tip, and then swiftly took a photo of each side of the jar.

As the guy said, he has his jar turned every half an hour so that everyone is able to see the both sides of it.


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As tThe guy said, he thast his jar turnede turns the jar every half an hour so that everyone is able to see the both sides of it. The guy said that he turns the jar every half an hour so that everyone is able to see the both sides of it.

This way, he gets to get even more tips than before, when there used to be only the prolonged sign on the jar.


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This way, he gets to get even more tips than before, when there used to bewas only the "prolonged" sign on the jar. This way, he gets even more tips than before, when there was only the "prolong" sign on the jar.

It was the best tip jar slogan I've ever encountered.


This sentence has been marked as perfect!

This sentence has been marked as perfect!

Does it seem like that to you as well?


This sentence has been marked as perfect!

This sentence has been marked as perfect!

Let me know if there are some other great slogans out here, I didn't find much on internet


This sentence has been marked as perfect!

Let me know if there are some other great slogans out there,. I didn't find much on the internet. Let me know if there are some other great slogans out there. I didn't find much on the internet.

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