If I were a (carpenter) cockatoo.

I do not have in my nearest plans to be a cockatoo.

Really.

I am honest here.

Why do I have to ?

But if I had to, then I would try to make the best of it

If I were a cockatoo, I would dance on the branches to make everyone’s day brighter,

If I were a cockatoo, I’d mimic the sounds and make everyone smile.

If I were a cockatoo, I would fly wherever I want in the jungle.

If I were a cockatoo, I’d be the loudest singer my favorite songs.

If I were a cockatoo, I would share very interesting stories of different places and their habitants.

If I were a cockatoo, I’d be a friend with some humans .

If I were a cockatoo, I would have eaten the exotic fruits every day.

But I am just a regular employee working 9-18 in a big comany and from my 18 years in Google

I know that if you 've been asked on an interview "Which animal would you like to be and why?"

you should answer the followinng :

I would like to be a giraffe-they are strong and see far away

Or I would like to be a dolphin -they are good teamplayers and always active and help each other

Or I would like to be squirrel- they plan ahead to be ready to meet winter, also the are good communicators

Do not say that you would like to be a lion or a wolf - it is long out of date and you will look like an ancient generation Y

Really.

I am honest here.

If I were a cockatoo, I would dance on the branches to make everyone’s day brighter,

If I were a cockatoo, I’d mimic the sounds and make everyone smile.

If I were a cockatoo, I would fly wherever I want in the jungle.

If I were a cockatoo, I would share very interesting stories of different places and their habitants.

If I were a cockatoo, I’d be a friend with some humans .