Dec. 12, 2025
Some strange words caught my eyes in the news recently.
I even reread the line several times and ask myself -"Who is he exactly ? Really? If such a profession exists?"
The guy was working as a Pet Food tester and his work was exactly to taste pet food .
"Interesting."-I thought and started researching .
That's what I found
- Golf Ball Diver takes golf balls from the water
-Chief Happiness Officer is responsible for emloyee happiness in big corporation ( never seen such a position on a farm by the way)
-Pet Psychologist helps pets to solve their personal problems I guess , which definitely includes long hours of attentive listening
-Professional Bridesmaid is paid for being a bridemaid on a wedding. Can you imagine that ?! To be paid to go on a wedding in a such a nice new dress!
I definitely need to think again about making a change in my professional life.
Being a Dog Surfing Instructor started to feel like a passing stage and is getting boring for me!
I even reread the line several times and asked myself, -"Who is he exactly ?
If sSuch a profession exists?"
Or
Does such a profession exist?
Is it possible that such a profession exists?
but "if" in a question doesn't work here. You can use it in a statement:
I asked myself if such a profession exists.
The guy was working as a Pet Food tTester, and his work was exactly that: to taste pet food .
"Interesting."-," I thought, and started researching .
I'm not sure about the punctuation. I put a comma because the sentence doesn't end until researching.
The second comma may be optional, but it makes a little pause between the actions.
I know grammar isn't your priority, but I feel like I should mention it.
That'Here's what I found: / This is what I found:
-Chief Happiness Officer is responsible for employee happiness in a big corporation ( never seen such a position on a farm by the way)
I guess , wWhich definitely includes long hours of attentive listening¶
I guess that includes long hours of attentive listening
It's contradictory to say you guess something definitely.
Bridesmaid is paid for being a bridesmaid onat a wedding.
Can you imagine that ?!
Absolutely. Sounds like a great job to me.
To be paid to go on a wedding in a such a nice new dress!
Well, dresses are not my thing, so maybe I'll fish golf balls out of the water instead.
I definitely need to think again about making a change in my professional life.
Dude. You do.
Being a Dog Surfing Instructor has started to feel like a passing stage and is getting boring for me!
Include "has" because you are doing this now
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This is hilarious. You really are a skilled comedic writer. Have you read anything by Dave Barry? You might wanna be like him.
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Some strange words caught my eyes in the news recently. |
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I even reread the line several times and ask myself -"Who is he exactly ? I even reread the line several times and asked myself, |
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Really? |
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If such a profession exists?"
Or Does such a profession exist? Is it possible that such a profession exists? but "if" in a question doesn't work here. You can use it in a statement: I asked myself if such a profession exists. |
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The guy was working as a Pet Food tester and his work was exactly to taste pet food . The guy was working as a Pet Food |
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"Interesting."-I thought and started researching . "Interesting I'm not sure about the punctuation. I put a comma because the sentence doesn't end until researching. The second comma may be optional, but it makes a little pause between the actions. I know grammar isn't your priority, but I feel like I should mention it. |
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That's what I found
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- Golf Ball Diver takes golf balls from the water |
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-Chief Happiness Officer is responsible for emloyee happiness in big corporation ( never seen such a position on a farm by the way) -Chief Happiness Officer is responsible for employee happiness in a big corporation ( |
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Pet Psychologist helps pets to solve their personal problems |
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I guess , which definitely includes long hours of attentive listening
It's contradictory to say you guess something definitely. |
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-Professional |
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Bridesmaid is paid for being a bridemaid on a wedding. Bridesmaid is paid for being a bridesmaid |
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Can you imagine that ?! Can you imagine that ?! Absolutely. Sounds like a great job to me. |
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To be paid to go on a wedding in a such a nice new dress! To be paid to go on a wedding in a such a nice new dress! Well, dresses are not my thing, so maybe I'll fish golf balls out of the water instead. |
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I definitely need to think again about making a change in my professional life. I definitely need to think again about making a change in my professional life. Dude. You do. |
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Being a Dog Surfing Instructor started to feel like a passing stage and is getting boring for me! Being a Dog Surfing Instructor has started to feel like a passing stage and is getting boring for me! Include "has" because you are doing this now |
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