A few years ago (many, actually) years ago I heard an Iindecent joke. A few years ago (many, actually) I heard an indecent joke.

Although I don’t know, may it be normal? Although I don’t know, may it be normal?

What do you mean by 'normal' here? As in, would it be accepted by the person reading your post?

So, a disclaimer – if it willmight offenced you, you would not have todo not read the following joke. So, a disclaimer – if it might offend you, do not read the following joke.

You don't know for sure if it will offend someone, but it might offend them.

Light iss are dimming. Lights are dimming.

Then a person is going oncomes onto the stage. Then a person comes onto the stage.

'going on' or 'get on' implies the person is entering the stage from the audience's section, whereas 'come onto stage' means they are entering from the side of the stage.

The person is bearing a lightings a candle and a chair. The person bears a candle and a chair.

OnAt the middle of the stage, the person puts down the chair and the candle on the stage, sits down (on the chair) and starts to masturbate. At the middle of the stage, the person puts down the chair and the candle, sits down and starts to masturbate.

Already specified that the person is doing it at the middle of the stage

After a while, a noise comes from the audience. After a while, a noise comes from the audience.

The person springs ton their feet, the candle upsetstips over and goes out, and the chair clatters onto the floor. The person springs to their feet, the candle tips over and goes out, and the chair clatters onto the floor.

In the darkness on the stage a scared voice spreadhouts, “WHO IS THERE?” In the darkness on the stage a scared voice shouts, “WHO IS THERE?”