désolé. Je l'ai écrit utilisant mon ordinateur. je suis habitué que mon portable faire ça pour moi. mais, merci!

bien, je n'ai pas su quel mot je dois utiliser pour ça, alors j'ai utilisé "logique". mais, compréhensible est plus proche à ce que j'ai voulu dire.

est-ce que ce veux dire "why would someone love school?" ?

j'ai voulu dire "As if people like school during the 9 months they spend there".

Thanks for correcting me. It's interesting that reading did its job when it comes to spelling, but not as much for grammar. Any ideas on how I can improve this?

I hope it's what you wanted to say
"pourraient" is the imparfait XD
You're welcome! I'm not correcting because I want people to thank me ^^

Yeah, reading helps a lot ^^ I can't help you with grammar, I learned it while reading lol

lol. ok, nonetheless, thank you.

"As if people..." = "comme si les gens aimaient l'école pendant les neuf mois qu'ils y ont passé" à peu près
Oui, ça veut dire "Why would someone live school" XD

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hmm...well, this is more simple. Thank you.

why pourraient here? this seems more like imparfait iirc.

Sorry for the late reply, and thank you for correcting me!!

I hope it's what you wanted to say
"pourraient" is the imparfait XD
You're welcome! I'm not correcting because I want people to thank me ^^

yeah, that seems more like it. dw. ty ^^

Well, I was translating this sentence to french "why *would* someone want that?" but, looks like it went horrendously south.

I have a bit of a problem with the Conditional and the Subjonctif since both of them are used for kinda the same reasons.

just the futur simple instead of the futur proche?

my statement wasn't natural?

First off, sorry for the late reply. And thank you for correcting me (and the notes!)

From what I read, I think I combined the 2 evils in that text; wrong grammar, and unnatural writing. Any tips?

I don't understand the working of "me" in this context (m'avoir).

I didn't want it to be past tense, more like "as if people *like* school during the 9 months they spend there".

fair enough.

Well, I was translating literally what I wanted to say in english, hence what you see. But, thank you.

I have a bit of a problem with the Conditional and the Subjonctif since both of them are used for kinda the same reasons.
I don't agree with this. subjonctif is kind of close to impératif, but not conditional.
Impératif is an order, subjonctif conveys a sense of obligation.
"Fais la vaisselle !" is an order
"Il faut que tu fasses la vaisselle" It's not my concern, but... look at the sink! It's still kind of bossy.
Here we can use conditional too"Il faudrait que tu fasses la vaisselle". It softens the sentence, it's more like an advice. The idea behind it is "Si tu veux vivre dans un environnement propre, il faut que tu fasses la vaisselle". Hence the conditional.

"Mais ils feraient sans le stress de l'école."
"just the futur simple instead of the futur proche?"
"Feraient" isn't futur at all. It's conditional again, because it's a hypothetical situation.

"my statement wasn't natural?"
Indeed. Not very weird, but that's not how I'd put it.

I don't understand the working of "me" in this context (m'avoir).
A bit hard to explain. If you consider the sentence "Thanks for listening to me" in French it would be "Merci de m'avoir écouté" "Je" is accusatif here. It becomes "me". Since it's placed in front of a vowel "écouter", the "e"drops", becomes "m'"
You could say "Merci de m'écouter" but that would mean from now on I'm going to talk, so please pay attention. whereas "Merci de m'AVOIR écouté." means I'm finished talking, you paid attention, thank you.
In English I wouldn't say "thanks for reading me". Or would I? Seems a bit off. Well anyway, in French you can say it. Then "Merci de m'avoir écouté" becomes "merci de m'avoir lu". Since it's your last sentence, if I read it, I also did read the rest, therefore passé composé.

I didn't want it to be past tense, more like "as if people *like* school during the 9 months they spend there".
In English, you would say "as if people LIKED to go to school for 9 months". In French, it's the same, we use past tense (imparfait here) even if the situation is hypothetical, not set in the past.
https://www.linguee.fr/francais-anglais/search?source=auto&query=as+if

From what I read, I think I combined the 2 evils in that text; wrong grammar, and unnatural writing. Any tips?
Well, you have to study conjugations. Knowing when to use what tense in French is tricky, and it often differs from English. It will take time. But you should at least be familiar enough to differentiate future from conditional.
Also, read in French as much as you can. Translating from English to French might seem like the easiest way, but there are some traps. So the faster you can think directly in French, the better.

just the futur simple instead of the futur proche?
I just understood what you meant. I guess "Ils le feront sans le stress de l'école" works here. I prefer my version, but it's correct. "Ils vont faire ça" isn't. We'd use this sentence for a near future indeed (and reliable). And you'd have to change the previous sentence too "Les enfants pourront lire..."
"J'ai regardé la météo : il va faire beau aujourd'hui".

I apologize for not responding earlier, I had a lot of stuff to do. But, thank you very much for the thorough replies.

"I don't agree with this. subjonctif is kind of close to impératif, but not conditional.
Impératif is an order, subjonctif conveys a sense of obligation."
I got the conception that I had from lingolia (a website for learning french incl. grammar). The description of the uses of both seemed close, hence what I said. But, I'll add what you said to my notebook.

""Feraient" isn't futur at all. It's conditional again, because it's a hypothetical situation." interesting.

"Indeed. Not very weird, but that's not how I'd put it." yeah, translating literally from english isn't the best thing. But it's the only thing I could do as a beginner.

"whereas "Merci de m'AVOIR écouté." means I'm finished talking" basically 'thanks for having listened to me'. as for "thanks for reading me", this is really off. You don't read someone, but rather read what they wrote. In listening for example you'd say "thank you for listening to me" and I think it's used all over the place in youtube videos.

"Well anyway, in French you can say it." ok, this seems weird. But, nothing new.

"But you should at least be familiar enough to differentiate future from conditional." It's just that, I didn't memorize them through anki (some verb conjugations as examples) so I forgot them.

But, anyhow, thanks for all the effort.