El chiste del día: bajo la mesa

Un hombre y una hermosa mujer cenan en un buen restaurante.
La camarera, tomando otra orden en una mesa a unos pasos de distancia, de repente se da cuenta de que el hombre se está deslizando hacia abajo en su silla, pero a su acompañante no parece importarle.
La camarera observa el hombre deslizarse por debajo de su silla y ocultarse bajo la mesa.
Aún así, la mujer cenando frente a él parece tranquila y serena, aparentemente inconsciente de que su compañero ha desaparecido.
Una vez tomada la otra orden, la camarera se acerca a la mesa y le dice a la mujer: "Disculpe, señora, pero creo que su esposo acaba de deslizarse debajo de la mesa."
La mujer la mira con calma y responde firmemente: "No. Mi esposo acaba de entrar por la puerta."

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just walked in the door."