El chiste del día: un helado

La familia de Jaimito vive en apartamento pequeño y sus padres nunca encuentran un tiempo a solas para tener sexo, así que se les ocurre un plan.

Dan a Jaimito un helado y le dicen que se quede afuera en el balcón y narre los detalles de todo lo que está sucediendo en el vecindario mientras lo come.

Jaimito sale al balcón, dando a sus padres quince minutos de tiempo a solas, que aprovechan bien.

Después, él regresa del balcón y les da su reporte del vecindario.

-- Susie Jenkins y su hermana saltaban a la cuerda, Steve Schwartz andaba en bicicleta dando vueltas en círculos, y los padres de Billy Smith tenían sexo.

-- ¿Cómo lo sabes?

-- Porque Billy estaba en su balcón con un helado también.

Jimmy’s family lived in a small apartment, and his parents could never get any alone time to have sex, so they came up with a plan.

They told Jimmy to stand outside on the balcony, gave him a popsicle, and asked him to tell them everything that was happening in the neighborhood while he ate it.

He went outside, and they got 15 minutes of alone time, which they put to good use."

Afterward, he came back in and gave them his report.

'Susie Jenkins and her sister were playing jump rope, Steven Schwartz was riding his bike around in circles, and Billy Smith’s parents were having sex.'

'How do you know that?'

'Because Billy was out on his balcony with a popsicle too.'"