July 28, 2025
Day 23: Please Don’t Microwave Your Pet
I bought a hair dryer. It says, "Do not use in the bath." Now I’m curious. Most of these warnings aren't for common sense, but for who actually did something stupid. But they don't care about them. Then why the world is full of weird warning labels? You aren't afraid of the tool or machine because of this, but the society.
Don't eat shave gel. Don't get into the washing machine. Do not open the door of the plane during the flight. "Caution: Hot!" label on a coffee cup. Really? Or „Remove child before folding stroller.” Good to know...
As Einstein said: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." Companies make these labels for their own safety. It's a legal armor for the weapon of human idiocy. Maybe in the future we'll get a user manual for our life: "Warning: May contain existential dread. Do not operate while overthinking." Until then, the old saying remains: if there's a warning, someone has already done it.
Most of these warnings aren't for common sense, but for someone who actually did something stupid.
You aren't afraid of the tool or machine because of this, but theof society.
Don't eat shaveing gel.
Really?
I think a lot of these are about avoiding legal liability. "Well, we told them not to". Maybe nobody ever has, but a lawyer can imagine someone doing it so they out the warning on it.
Or „"Remove child before folding stroller.” Good to know...
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As Einstein said: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe."
It's a legal armor foragainst the weapon of human idiocy.
July 30, 2025
Absolutely. It's all about legal liability. But it's fun though.
Thank you! :)
Day 23: Please Don’t Microwave Your Pet
I bought a hair dryer.
It says, "Do not use in the bath."
Now I’m curious.
Most of these warnings aren't for common sense, but for who actually did something stupid.
But those peopley don't care about them.
There was some ambiguity with "they" and "them." I have tried to resolve it by making it say that the people who do stupid things ignore the warning labels.
Then why the world is full of weird warning labels?
You aren't afraid of the tool or machine because of this, but the society.
There is some vagueness in this sentence. If you are meaning that the labels don't scare people, then maybe you could say "this phenomenon" or "because of its warning labels." I am not sure what "but the society" means.
Don't eat shave gel.
Don't get into the washing machine.
Do not open the door of the plane during the flight.
"Caution: Hot!"
label on a coffee cup.
Really?
Or „"Remove child before folding stroller.” Good to know...
¶¶
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As Einstein said: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe."
Companies make these labels for their own safety.
It's a legal armor for the weapon of human idiocy.
Maybe in the future we'll get a user manual for our life: "Warning: May contain existential dread.
Do not operate while overthinking."
Until then, the old saying remains: if there's a warning, someone has already done it.
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This reads like a native wrote it, nice job incorporating different sentence types and humor.
July 28, 2025
Thank you! :)
Day 23: Please Don’t Microwave Your Pet
I bought a hair dryer.
It says, "Do not use in the bath."
Now I’m curious.
Most of these warnings aren't for common sense, but for who actually did something stupid.
I can't quite figure out the meaning of this sentence. Maybe it's something like "Most of these warnings exist because someone did something stupid, but they look silly to people with common sense."
But they (who?) don't care about them.
Then why the world is full of weird warning labels?
You aren't afraid of the tool or machine because of this, but the society. (...?)
This looks to be an incomplete sentence
Don't eat shave gel.
Don't get into the washing machine.
Do not open the door of the plane during the flight.
"Caution: Hot!"
label on a coffee cup.
Really?
Or „"Remove child before folding stroller.”" Good to know...
¶¶
¶
As Einstein said: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe."
Companies make these labels for their own safety.
It's a legal armor for the weapon of human idiocy.
Maybe in the future we'll get a user manual for our life: "Warning: May contain existential dread.
Do not operate while overthinking."
Until then, the old saying remains: if there's a warning, someone has already done it.
July 28, 2025
Thank you! :)
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