While we were chitchatting, their accent keep hitpt distracting my mind in somean awkward way: I couldn't tell where they were from.

'Hitting my mind' isn't a common expression in English. If you were trying to use the expression "Hitting me", it's usually only used for a sudden realization. For example, "It suddenly hit me that their accent was one I didn't recognize."

I can recognize American English, USA and generally every anglophone speaker, but thatis accent... Trust me: It was driving me madcrazy!

At the end I couldn't hold back anymore, and asked which was their countrycountry they were from.

Geez, (I thought), what on earth are 4 Australian people doing in my microscopic hometown?

One of them was an old man that keept whispering ato me instead of talking and It was as harsh tohard for me as trying to and understand Mordor's speakinghis speech.

I'm not sure who Mordor is. Is it the name of the man?

all the timevery time he spoke.

Never mind tho,At other times I countered him with the most powerful defense in every's embarrassed dude's pocket: a smile.

I literally smiled and went awayleft.

I know, I know - that wasn't too kind of me, but i really doidn't understand the language of the the Dark Lordold man.

Not sure why you put "Dark Lord". This term is usually used in fantasy for the ruler of the underwood.

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Today I had the pleasure tof talking with a family from Melbourne, Australia.

I can recognize English, USAAmerican and generally every anglophone speaker, but that accent... Trust me:; It was driving me mad!

AtIn the end I couldn't hold back anymore, and asked which was their countryat country they were from.

Geez, (I thought), what on earth are 4four Australian people doing in my microscopic hometown?

One of them was an old man that keep whispering at me instead of talking, and Iit was as harsh to me as trying to understand Mordor's speakingd for me to understand as the speech of Mordor.

I was like, "wWhat do you mean s, Sir?"

aAll the time.

Never mind tho,ugh. I countered him with the most powerful defense in every's embarrassed dude's pocketarsenal: a smile.

I know, I know - that wasn't too kind of me, but iI really don't understand the language of the the Dark Lord.