Life is so hard… (a jokejust kidding, don’t take to heart). Life is so hard… (just kidding, don’t take to heart).

Just kidding is used to express that one was joking.

Life is so hard… (a joke, don’t take it to heart). Life is so hard… (a joke, don’t take it to heart).

I heard about a man who didn’t eat tomato if it was cut. I heard about a man who didn’t eat tomato if it was cut.

Children usually hate milk skin. Children usually hate milk skin.

Children usually hate milk skin. Children usually hate milk skin.

(I hope you’re not starving.) (I hope you’re not starving.)

I have low hemoglobin now – it's such a pity I neverwon't try blood sausage. I have low hemoglobin now – it's such a pity I won't try blood sausage.

Strange Tastes and Habits Strange Tastes and Habits

'Tastes' and 'habits' are separate things, and should be separated.

I watched the Wednesday series. I watched the Wednesday series.

'Wednesday' is a specific series, and needs 'the' before it.

The Wednesday’s family eats very unusual food. The Wednesday family eats very unusual food.

Surnames do not need -'s at the end.

The Wednesday’s family eats very unusual food. Wednesday’s family eats very unusual food.

And I have a topic about food habits in my reservelso, I am going to talk about people's food habits soon. Also, I am going to talk about people's food habits soon.

This is a very unnatural transition. If this is something completely informal, it's fine, but usually you want to combine your topics so that each one transitions smoothly in blocks. This sentence should not start with 'and', as it does not connect anything. Something like: "Also, I am/I'm going to/gonna talk about people's food habits soon," would be more correct, as 'in my reserve' also sounds awkward, as a 'topic,' being conceptual, isn't something you can really have.

For people drinking with meals iced tea or iced cola… Try студень with iced brandy. For people drinking with meals iced tea or iced cola… Try студень with iced brandy.

For people drinking with meals ice tea or ice cola… T with meals, try студень with ice brandy. For people drinking ice tea or ice cola with meals, try студень with ice brandy.

Also there’s Khash i, an Armenian cousin. Also there’s Khash, an Armenian cousin.

Also ther’s Khash inThere's also Khash, which is Armenian cousin. There's also Khash, which is Armenian.

This dish has the same ingredients and its cocoked the same way, but it’s eaten hot. This dish has the same ingredients and its cooked the same way, but it’s eaten hot.

This dish has the same ingredients and is cocoked the same way, but it’s eaten hot. This dish has the same ingredients and is cooked the same way, but it’s eaten hot.

Next, something personal. Next, something personal.

Next, something personal. Next, something personal.

And… have aI am in a/the mood to write today. And… I am in a/the mood to write today.

You would say you're *in* a mood.

And… have aam in the mood to write today. And… am in the mood to write today.

We won’t be talking about Surströmming, Igunaq/ kopalgyn, some Asian extremal exotic, etc. We won’t be talking about Surströmming, Igunaq/ kopalgyn, some Asian extremal exotic, etc.

By the way, off the topic, I remember that old movie Addams Family, 1991, staring Christopher Lloyd (he appears in 2th season of Wednesday, too). By the way, off topic, I remember that old movie Addams Family, 1991, staring Christopher Lloyd (he appears in 2th season of Wednesday, too).

You can omit it in this case, but to refer to a previous topic, you would say, 'off this topic,' or, 'off the previous topic.' Natives are used to using and hearing 'off-topic,' however, so it sounds awkward.

By the way, off the topic, I remember that old movie Addams Family, 1991, staring Christopher Lloyd (he appears in 2th season of Wednesday, too). By the way, I remember that old movie Addams Family, 1991, staring Christopher Lloyd (he appears in 2th season of Wednesday, too).

no need for by the way and off topic

There’s a typical cliche scene in the movie – the dance Mahushka – “…A Kozak taught us this dance! There’s a typical cliche scene in the movie – the dance Mahushka – “…A Kozak taught us this dance!

Indefinite article 'a' needed here.

There’s typical cliche scene in the movie – the dance Mahushka – “…A Kozak taught us this dance! There’s cliche scene in the movie – the dance Mahushka – “…A Kozak taught us this dance!

typical and cliche are not both needed

Hey!...” There’s no such a word, by the way. Hey!...” There’s no such a word, by the way.

If you have aare/you're in the mood to watch, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldT0FJUE3I and you may try this one, too https://youtu.be/SzkjmtvWZtM?si=k90t_CaaF85JXj2A Well, let’s return to our foods. If you are/you're in the mood to watch, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldT0FJUE3I and you may try this one, too https://youtu.be/SzkjmtvWZtM?si=k90t_CaaF85JXj2A Well, let’s return to our foods.

For an appetizer starting with Stuhden/Hohlohdetc/Aspic and buckwheat porridge. For an appetizer starting with Stuhden/Hohlohdetc/Aspic and buckwheat porridge.

The Western people never eat them, don’t they? Western people never eat them, do they?

The negative would not be used here, as it creates kind of a double negative (although it's mostly just nonsensical.) Negatives are only used when the preceding positive is positive. Example: "He does eat rice, doesn't he?"

The Western people never eat themat, don’t they? The Western people never eat that, do they?

I heard that if you haven’t eaten buckwheat porridge from childhood (like Polish and Ukrainian people do), you never accept its taste – it can have some sense, but Stuhden is meat and dense, and boullon just cold. I heard that if you haven’t eaten buckwheat porridge from childhood (like Polish and Ukrainian people do), you never accept its taste – it can have some sense, but Stuhden is meat and dense, and boullon just cold.

I heard that if you haven’didn't eaten buckwheat porridge fromduring childhood (like Polish and Ukrainian people do), you will never accept its taste – it can have some sense, but Stuhden is meat and dense bouillon justis cold. I heard that if you didn't eat buckwheat porridge during childhood (like Polish and Ukrainian people do), you will never accept its taste – it can have some sense, but Stuhden is meat and dense bouillon is cold.

I'm not sure what you mean by it can have some sense.

I’m a food outcast. I’m a food outcast.

"food outcast" isn't a typical saying, but I understand what is trying to be said.

I don’t eat fish, salo (I’m not a vegetarian and I don’t have allergy), pluck (except tongue). I don’t eat fish, salo (I’m not a vegetarian and I don’t have allergy), pluck (except tongue).

I don’t eat fish, salo (I’m not a vegetarian and I don’t have allergy), pluck (except tongue). I don’t eat fish, salo (I’m not a vegetarian and I don’t have allergy), pluck (except tongue).