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The life of a bottle of water life is not easy like you may thinking

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understand any language ts. The reason why is simple, i had just. I was born for 5 months ago and what language thats can you can learn in just in five months?

and mMy time is going to end soon, you know, that a. A bottle of water can only last just for 1 year.

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start doneing something .

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bBy the way, can any body tell me why the sky is blue?

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The life of a bottle of water life is not easy like you may thinking

"Bottle water life" makes me think "living like a bottle of water."

thinking -> think: We're referring to the tendency or trend of thinking in one way, so "think" not "thinking". Also "as you may think" is a set phrase.

I was born in a factory in Russia and geot dumped in the ocean by pPutin. I was floateding in ocean for serveral month and i am feeling lonely because i can't ¶
understand any language t. The reason is simple, i had just born for 5 month and what language that you can learn just in five months?

aAnd my time is going to end soon, you know, that a. A bottle of water can only last just for 1 year.

.....no i mean i'm sorry it just seem so stupid to complain about my laziness ,i. If i had started sooner, mabybe i would have had acquired acquiren easy language like gGerman b, British d, Dutch or even better America maby(English?). Maybe it time to stop usemaking excuses (not even sure is a real phrase) and ¶
start done something .

"Making excuses" is a real phrase. I guess you can say it means both "to create excuses" and "to make use of those excuses" though.

iIt a little bit too short but i will not stop and will become gigachat(?) of language.

What's a gigachat? "gigachad" is internet slang and I guess you could use that... but outside of ironic twitter posts it feels very strange to me.

bBy the way, can any body tell me why sky is blue?