Aug. 7, 2021
A talking dog
(A dog approached to me while I was roaming around the street.)
Me: Hey dog! Good doggy~! Good doggy~!
(I try to stroke the dog and the dog bites me.)
Oh shit! Bad dog! I was just trying to pat you! What's the matter with you!
Wait a minute. Aren't you a Lily's dog? Where is she?
Dog: She's taking a shower in her house.
She caught me while I was watching a tv and tried to wash my body.
But I'm afraid of water, so I ran away.
Me: Oh my god! The dog is talking! Unbelievable!
Dog: Yup, It's believable since you're talking with me!
Some dogs can speak human language but most of them
hate human being, so they don't get to talk to people easily.
Me: I see. I had no idea!
So, you ran away from her because you're scared of water?
I wouldn't do that, because I'd love to take a shower with her.
To be honest, I'm interested in your owner,
so I've always wished I were you so that I could live with her.
Dog: Like I said, I'm scared of water.
Besides, I don't normally look at her during the shower because her shape is
not that good as you probably have imagined.
She wears fake bras!
Me: Oh my holy mama.......!
(Speechless for a while.)
I'm flabbergasted.
I think that borders on cheating!
We should stop the cheating from women from all around the world!
Dog: Yeah~!!!
A talking dog
(A dog approached to me while I was roaming around the street. )
Me: Hey dog!
Good doggy~!
Good doggy~!
(I try to stroke the dog and the dog bites me. )
Be careful with your tense here!
To be consistent with the first sentence, it should be:
"(I tried to stroke the dog and the dog bit me. )"
Oh shit!
Bad dog!
I was just trying to pat you!
What's the matter with you!
Wait a minute.
Aren't you a Lily's dog?
Where is she?
Dog: She's taking a shower in her house.
She caught me while I was watching a tv and tried to wash my body.
But I'm afraid of water, so I ran away.
Me: Oh my god!
The dog is talking!
Unbelievable!
Dog: Yup, It's believable since you're talking with me!
Some dogs can speak human languages but most of them
"Some dogs can speak with humans" is a bit more natural
hate human beings, so they don't get to talk to people easily.
Me: I see.
I had no idea!
So, you ran away from her because you're scared of water?
I wouldn't do that, because I'd love to take a shower with her.
To be honest, I'm interested in your owner,
so I've always wished I were you so that I could live with her.
Dog: Like I said, I'm scared of water.
Besides, I don't normally look at her during the shower because her shape is
not that good as you probably have imagined.
She wears fake bras!
Me: Oh my holy mama.......!
(Speechless for a while. )
I'm flabbergasted.
I think that borders on cheating!
We should stop the cheating fromon women from all around the world!
Dog: Yeah~!!!
Feedback
Nice story! It's funny, if not a bit strange. :)
Aug. 16, 2021
Cheers!
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