Aug. 25, 2024
A Lot of Very Small Eephants Creeping on the Wall!
I learned about the alcoholic withdrawal syndrome.
When an alcoholic addict gets admitted to a hospital and stopped drinking completely, they often experience delirium called "alcoholic withdrawal syndrome" in the second or third hospital day.
A typical manifestation of that syndrome is that they see hallucinations, in which they see quite many small bugs or animals creeping on the wall.
After learning about this syndrome, I want to try to trick doctors, saying that "oh, I'm now watching a lot of small elephants creeping on the wall!"
I'm curious that clever doctors will be tricked by my lie.
In other words, I'm curious whether my lie would work or not.
However, this challenge might be too risky because I'll be forced into a cuckoo's nest forever. Hahaha
When I was a teenager, a school teacher asked his students to write an essay as Japanese homework.
However, he didn't mention that only non-fiction was available.
So I made a fiction story, in which my hobby was shoplifting, and I was so good at shoplifting that no adults noticed my crime or something like that.
The teacher was very surprised, and I was summoned to him.
I had a hard time to prove that my essay was just a fiction.
He was half relieved, but furious, and said that I should never ever write a fiction again!
It seems that I like jokes since I was a kid.
沢山の小さな象が壁をはい回っている！
私はアルコール離脱症候群について学びました。
アルコール依存症の患者が病院に入院し、完全に飲酒をやめると、入院の2日目か3日目に「アルコール離脱症候群」と呼ばれる譫妄（せんもう）を経験することがよくあるそうです。
この症候群の典型的な症状は、壁にたくさんの小さな虫や動物が這っているという幻覚を見ることです。
この症候群について学んだ後、医者を騙してみたくなりました。「おお、今、壁にたくさんの小さな象が這っているのが見える！」と言って医者がだませるか試したいのです。
賢い医者が私の嘘に騙されるかどうか、つまり、私の嘘がうまくいくか試してみたいのです。
でも、このチャレンジは非常な危険を伴うかもしれません。精神病院に入院させられて一生でられなくなるかもしれないからです。（笑）
私が10代の頃、学校の先生が国語の宿題として作文を書くように生徒たちに課題を出しました。
しかし、先生はノンフィクションだけに限定する、とは指定しませんでした。
そこで、私はフィクションの話を作り、私の趣味が万引きであり、自分が万引きが非常に上手で、大人たちに全く見破られない、という内容を書きました。
先生は非常に驚き、私は彼に呼び出されました。
僕はその作文が単なるフィクションであることを証明するのに苦労しました。
先生は、半ば安心したけれども、カンカンに怒って、二度とフィクションを書くなと言いました。
どうやら私は子供の頃から冗談が好きだったようです。
A Lot of Very Small Elephants Creeping on the Wall!
I learned about thean alcoholic withdrawal syndrome.
When an alcoholic addict gets admitted to a hospital and stoppeds drinking completely, they often experience a delirium called "alcoholic withdrawal syndrome" in the second or third hospital day.
A typical manifestation of that syndrome is that they see hallucinations, in which they see quite many small bugs or animals creeping on the wall.
After learning about this syndrome, I want to try to trick doctors, saying that "oh, I'm now watchseeing a lot of small elephants creeping on the wall!"
I'm curious thatas to whether clever doctors will be tricked by my lie.
In other words, I'm curious as to whether my lie would work or not.
It seems that I have liked jokes since I was a kid.
A Lot of Very Small Elephants Creeping on the Wall!
I learned about the alcoholic withdrawal syndrome.
When an alcoholic addict gets admitted to a hospital and stoppeds drinking completely, they often experience delirium called "alcoholic withdrawal syndrome" in the second or third hospital day.
A typical manifestation of that syndrome is that they see hallucinations, in which they see quite manya lot of small bugs or animals creeping on the wall.
After learning about this syndrome, I want to try to trick doctors, by saying that, "oOh, I'm now watchseeing a lot of small elephants creeping on the wall right now!"
I'm curious thatwhether clever doctors will be tricked by my lie.
In other words, I'm curious whether my lie would work or not.
However, this challenge might be too risky because I'll could be forced into a cuckoo's nest forever.
Hahaha
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However, he didn't mention that only non-fiction was availablellowed.
So I made a fiction story, in which my hobby was shoplifting, and I was so good at shoplifting that no adults noticed my crime or something like that.
The teacher was very surprised, and I was summoned to him.
I had a hard time to proveexplaining that my essay was just a fiction.
He was half relieved, but furious, and said that I should never ever write a fiction again!
It seems that I've liked jokes since I was a kid.
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However, he didn't mention that only non-fiction was available. However, he didn't mention that only non-fiction was a |
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