A Good Way to Fall Asleep

Some people fall asleep as soon as their head touches the pillow, while others lie in bed for hours and still can't sleep.

The more they try to sleep, the more they can't.

I belong to the latter group.

I get sleepy and groggy as soon as I start writing, but when I go to bed, I can do anything except sleep.

I can compose grand symphonies, paint magnificent pictures, and write good articles.

When I can't sleep at night, I talk to an imaginary friend until I laugh or fall asleep.

I find this to be a good way to fall asleep.

Some people fall asleep as soon as their head touches the pillow, while others lie in bed for hours and still can't sleep.

The more they try to sleep, the more they can't.

I belong to the latter group.

I get sleepy and groggy as soon as I start writing, but when I go to bed, I can do anything except sleep.

I can compose grand symphonies, paint magnificent pictures, and write good articles.

The artificial ways of inducing sleep are legion, and are only alike in their ineffectuality.

When I can't sleep at night, I talk to an imaginary friend until I laugh or fall asleep.

I find this to be a good way to fall asleep.