Jan. 4, 2023
A Chinese Dirty Joke
Once upon a time, a very respectable eminent monk was going to die.
His disciples asked him if he had any regrets for his life because those disciples didn't want him to die with regrets.
At first, the eminent monk didn't say, but his disciples could see from his face that he had, and he just didn't want to say.
His disciples insisted on asking him because they didn't want their master to die with regrets. He was so disciplined all his life and respectable.
Finally, the monk said, "I have no regrets in my entire life unless there is one thing. I have been a monk for my whole life, so I never know what a woman really looks like."
Then his disciples hired a prostitute for him. After seeing the butt of the prostitute, the monk finally closed his eyes and died.
The last word he left for this world was "Oh, it's the same as nun's!"
His disciples asked him if he had any regrets forin his life because those disciples didn't want him to die with regrets.
At first, the eminent monk didn't saypeak, but his disciples could see from his face that he had some / (stylistic)"had some thoughts", and he just didn't want to say them.
His disciples insisted on asking him because they didn't want their master to die with regrets.
He was so respectable and disciplined all his life and respectable.
Throughout his life, he was both respectable and disciplined, so "all his life" could apply to both
Finally, the monk said, "I have no regrets in my entire life unless there isexcept for one thing.
unless is usually used for an alternative scenario, this is not an alternative scenario but a thought he already has
I have been a monk for my whole life, so I don't know / never knoew what a woman really looks like."
ThenSo his disciples hired a prostitute for him.
After seeing the butt of the prostitute, the monk finally closed his eyes and died.
The last word he left for this world was "Oh, it's the same as the nun's / the nuns'!"
"Nuns'" if he is speaking of multiple nuns/ all nuns"
"The nun's" if he is speaking of a specific nun
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lol
Jan. 5, 2023
Thank you very much!
A Chinese Dirty Joke
Once upon a time, a very respectableed, eminent monk was going to die.
eminent is a great vocab word but a lot of english speakers may not know it haha! distinguished is used more often
His disciples asked him if he had any regrets forin his life because those disciplesey didn't want him to die with regrets.
At first, the eminent monk didn't say anything, but his disciples could see from his face that he had, and hewas thinking of something and just didn't want to say.
His disciples insisted on asking him because they didn't want their master to die with regrets.
He was so disciplined all his life and respectable.
Finally, the monk said, "I have no regrets in my entire life unless there isexcept one thing.
I have been a monk for my whole life, so I have never known what a woman really looks like."
for is okay but I think it sounds a little more natural without it
Then his disciples hired a prostitute for him.
The last words he left for this world wasere "Oh, it's the same as nun's!"
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great vocabulary choice and a fun read! good job
Jan. 5, 2023
Thank you very much!
A Chinese Dirty Joke
Once upon a time, a very respectable, eminent monk was going to die.
His disciples asked him if he had any regrets for(from his life) because [those disciples | they] didn't want him to die with regrets.
At first, the eminent monk didn't say anything, but his disciples could see from his face that he had something, and he just didn't want to say it.
His disciples insisted on asking him because they didn't want their master to die with regrets.
He was so disciplined all his life and respectable.
Finally, the monk said, "I have no regrets in my entire life unless there is one thing.
I have been a monk for my whole life, so I never[have never learned | don’t know] what a woman really looks like."
Then his disciples hired a prostitute for him.
After seeing the butt of the prostitute, the monk finally closed his eyes and died.
The last words he left for this world wasere, "Oh, it's the same as a nun's!"
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m(_ _)m
Jan. 5, 2023
The last words he left for this world wasere, "Oh, it's the same as a nun's!"
“The last word” is not singular?
Jan. 5, 2023
It should be “words” (plural) since he said more than one word. I’ve fixed my correction. :-)
Thank you very much!
Jan. 5, 2023
“The last word” is not singular?
It should be “words” (plural) since he said more than one word. I’ve fixed my correction. :-)
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