yesterday
When you stare at a stock chart, it’s a beautiful landscape of pure, logical opportunity. You see the valleys and the peaks with the clarity of a prophet. The mantra is simple: buy low, sell high. It’s so obvious …
So, you take the plunge. You buy the dip. You acquire shares at what the chart clearly indicates is a bargain-bin price. And in that moment, you are not just a person; you are a prodigy, a financial oracle, a master of the universe. You genuinely believe you’ve just bought a first-class ticket to the Kingdom of Easy Gold. You lean back, waiting for the start, convinced the market has just been waiting for your royal entry to begin its moonward ascent.
If you’re lucky, the stock might blip up half a percent. This tiny flicker is all the validation your ego needs. It confirms your genius, your meticulous foresight, your almost supernatural shrewdness.
But then, reality hits. It always does. Immediately after your purchase, the stock will fall. It doesn't matter if it’s a minor dip of half a percent or a full-blown correction of 20 or 30 percent. In that instant, your self-image shatters. You go from being a virtuoso to a village idiot.
You begin to check the ticker every day, no, every hour, no, every five minutes. You refresh your screen obsessively, praying for the price to just crawl back to what you paid for it. You feel like a buffoon, a chump who fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Eventually, you forget about it. You accept your fate as a bag holder. And that’s precisely when the stock wakes up. It starts to climb. When it finally reaches the promised land of your take-profit order, you puff up again (When it finally reaches your exit strategy price, you puff up again; When it finally climbs to your long-imagined profit goal, you puff up again).You’re a genius once more! But it doesn't stop there. It goes up 10%... 20%... 30% past your target. Suddenly, your genius feels like stupidity. You’re not a visionary; you’re a rube who sold way too early.
But now you have cash in hand ( But now you're sitting on dry powder;
But at least you're sitting on a pile of cash now).
Fine. Next time, you see a stock you like. It looks cheap, but you've been duped before (you've been fooled before; you've been played for a sucker before). You've learned your lesson the hard way. You wait, wanting to be clever, to be prudent. You wait for it to get just a little cheaper, to give you an even better entry. But instead of falling, it takes off like a rocket. You watch it climb without you. You feel like a dunce, a simpleton who overthought.
Other times, you buy something that just collapses. It’s a long, slow grind into the red. You wait for years, a stoic fool, just hoping to break even. Finally, you get your chance. You sell right at your cost basis, thanking your lucky stars to be out. The stock then quadruples without you. You feel like the biggest donkey to ever walk the financial markets.
Or, consider this: You hold a losing stock forever. One day, it briefly touches your purchase price for a fleeting second. You remember the pain and decide to hold on for a real profit. It then plummets, never to see those heights again. You are, once again, a nincompoop.
And let's not forget the classic: you buy a stock and it immediately skyrockets. Your friends are high-fiving you. But you’re miserable. Why? Because you only bought a paltry number of shares. You feel like a complete jackass for being so timid.
But wait — here's another classic. Sometimes the stock actually goes up. And up. You're in profit! But you don't sell. Oh no, you're not fool. You're a visionary, remember? This thing is going to the moon! So you hold, watching your gains swell with a smug grin. Then, without warning, it turns. It starts to drift down. You tell yourself it's just a pullback. It falls more. Eventually, it lands right back at your purchase price — or lower. You had profits. Real, actual profits. And you did nothing.
You're not just a moron; you're a moron who watched his stock triple in value, did absolutely nothing.(You're not just a moron; you're the kind of moron who finds a golden goose, waits for it to lay an egg the size of a house, and then watches it fly away because you were too busy calculating how many houses you'd buy).
The market has a cruel sense of humor: it gives you exactly what you want, just not when you want it. Buy the dip? Idiot. Buy early? Idiot. Buy late (Wait for a better entry)? Idiot. Sell too soon? Idiot. Hold too long? Idiot, who missed the exit. Take profits? Idiot who left money on the table. Let them run? Idiot who watched them evaporate.
So go ahead, trade the markets
if you want to feel like an idiot, buy a stock.
The stock market is the only place where every strategy ends with you feeling like a fool. But hey, fools are lucky, right? Trade well, fool.
So go ahead, buy, sell, hold, or run. The only way to not feel like an idiot at this carnival is to never look at the chart in the first place. But then you're just an idiot who missed the party. Your choice.
From Prophet to Profane in Pursuit of Profit.
Titles don't usually need a period at the end. Very poetic word choice though!
When you stare at a stock chart, it’s a beautiful landscape of pure, logical opportunity.
You see the valleys and the peaks with the clarity of a prophet.
The mantra is simple: buy low, sell high.
It’ seems so obvious …
This phrasing is a bit more natural
So, you take the plunge.
You buy the dip.
You acquire shares at what the chart clearly indicates is a bargain-bin price.
And in that moment, you are not just a person; you are a prodigy, a financial oracle, a master of the universe.
You genuinely believe you’ve just bought a first-class ticket to the Kingdom of Easy Gold.
You lean back, waiting for the start, convinced the market has just been waiting for your royal entry to begin its moonward ascent.
If you’re lucky, the stock might blip up half a percent.
This tiny flicker is all the validation your ego needs.
It confirms your genius, your meticulous foresight, your almost supernatural shrewdness.
But then, reality hits.
It always does.
Immediately after your purchase, the stock will fall.
It doesn't matter if it’s a minor dip of half a percent or a full-blown correction of 20 or 30 percent.
In that instant, your self-image shatters.
You go from being a virtuoso to a village idiot.
You begin to check the ticker every day, no, every hour, no, every five minutes.
You refresh your screen obsessively, praying for the price to just crawl back to what you paid for it.
You feel like a buffoon, a chump who fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Eventually, you forget about it.
You accept your fate as a bag holder.
And that’s precisely when the stock wakes up.
It starts to climb.
When it finally reaches the promised land of your take-profit order, you puff up again. (When it finally reaches your exit strategy price, you puff up again;
When it finally climbs to your long-imagined profit goal, you puff up again).
You’re a genius once more!
But it doesn't stop there.
It goes up 10%...
30% past your target.
Suddenly, your genius feels like stupidity.
But now you have cash in hand. ( But now you're sitting on dry powder;
Fine.
Next time, you see a stock you like.
It looks cheap, but you've been duped before (you've been fooled before; you've been played for a sucker before).
You've learned your lesson the hard way.
You wait, wanting to be clever, to be prudent.
You wait for it to get just a little cheaper, to give you an even better entry.
But instead of falling, it takes off like a rocket.
You watch it climb without you.
You feel like a dunce, a simpleton who overthought.
Other times, you buy something that just collapses.
It’s a long, slow grind into the red.
You wait for years, a stoic fool, just hoping to break even.
You sell right at your cost basis, thanking your lucky stars to be out.
The stock then quadruples without you.
You feel like the biggest donkey to ever walk the financial markets.
Or, consider this:
You hold a losing stock forever.
One day, it briefly touches your purchase price for a fleeting second.
You remember the pain and decide to hold on for a real profit.
It then plummets, never to see those heights again.
You are, once again, a nincompoop.
And let's not forget the classic: you buy a stock and it immediately skyrockets.
Your friends are high-fiving you.
But you’re miserable.
Why?
Because you only bought a paltry number of shares.
You feel like a complete jackass for being so timid.
But wait — here's another classic.
Sometimes the stock actually goes up.
And up.
You're in profit!
But you don't sell.
Oh no, you're not fool.
You're a visionary, remember?
This thing is going to the moon!
So you hold, watching your gains swell with a smug grin.
Then, without warning, it turns.
It starts to drift down.
You tell yourself it's just a pullback.
It falls more.
Eventually, it lands right back at your purchase price — or lower.
You had profits.
Real, actual profits.
And you did nothing.
You're not just a moron; you're a moron who watched his stock triple in value, did absolutely nothing. (You're not just a moron; you're the kind of moron who finds a golden goose, waits for it to lay an egg the size of a house, and then watches it fly away because you were too busy calculating how many houses you'd buy).
The market has a cruel sense of humor: it gives you exactly what you want, just not when you want it.
Buy the dip?
Idiot.
Buy early?
Idiot.
(Wait, waiting for a better entry)?
Idiot.
Sell too soon?
Idiot.
Hold too long?
Idiot, who missed the exit.
Take profits?
Idiot who left money on the table.
Let them run?
Idiot who watched them evaporate.
So go ahead, trade the markets
if you want to feel like an idiot, buy a stock.
The stock market is the only place where every strategy ends with you feeling like a fool.
But hey, fools are lucky, right?
Trade well, fool.
So go ahead, buy, sell, hold, or run.
The only way to not feel like an idiot at this carnival is to never look at the chart in the first place.
But then you're just an idiot who missed the party.
Your choice.
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This is an incredible piece of writing - your choice and use of words is amazing, the structure is excellent, and the story flows clearly, with obvious flourishes for effect. I especially appreciated the use of repetition with the word "idiot" to create emphasis. Your profile says your English level is B2 but this piece of writing is high C1 or C2 for sure. Excellent work!
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From Prophet to Profane in Pursuit of Profit. From Prophet to Profane in Pursuit of Profit Titles don't usually need a period at the end. Very poetic word choice though! |
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When you stare at a stock chart, it’s a beautiful landscape of pure, logical opportunity. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You see the valleys and the peaks with the clarity of a prophet. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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The mantra is simple: buy low, sell high. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It’s so obvious … It This phrasing is a bit more natural |
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So, you take the plunge. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You buy the dip. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You acquire shares at what the chart clearly indicates is a bargain-bin price. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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And in that moment, you are not just a person; you are a prodigy, a financial oracle, a master of the universe. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You genuinely believe you’ve just bought a first-class ticket to the Kingdom of Easy Gold. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You lean back, waiting for the start, convinced the market has just been waiting for your royal entry to begin its moonward ascent. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
If you’re lucky, the stock might blip up half a percent. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
This tiny flicker is all the validation your ego needs. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It confirms your genius, your meticulous foresight, your almost supernatural shrewdness. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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But then, reality hits. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It always does. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Immediately after your purchase, the stock will fall. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It doesn't matter if it’s a minor dip of half a percent or a full-blown correction of 20 or 30 percent. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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In that instant, your self-image shatters. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You go from being a virtuoso to a village idiot. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You begin to check the ticker every day, no, every hour, no, every five minutes. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You refresh your screen obsessively, praying for the price to just crawl back to what you paid for it. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You feel like a buffoon, a chump who fell for the oldest trick in the book. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Eventually, you forget about it. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You accept your fate as a bag holder. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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And that’s precisely when the stock wakes up. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It starts to climb. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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When it finally reaches the promised land of your take-profit order, you puff up again (When it finally reaches your exit strategy price, you puff up again; When it finally reaches the promised land of your take-profit order, you puff up again. (When it finally reaches your exit strategy price, you puff up again; |
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When it finally climbs to your long-imagined profit goal, you puff up again). This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You’re a genius once more! This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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But it doesn't stop there. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It goes up 10%... This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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20%... |
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30% past your target. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Suddenly, your genius feels like stupidity. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You’re not a visionary; you’re a rube who sold way too early. |
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But now you have cash in hand ( But now you're sitting on dry powder; But now you have cash in hand. ( |
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But at least you're sitting on a pile of cash now). |
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Fine. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Next time, you see a stock you like. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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It looks cheap, but you've been duped before (you've been fooled before; you've been played for a sucker before). This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You've learned your lesson the hard way. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You wait, wanting to be clever, to be prudent. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You wait for it to get just a little cheaper, to give you an even better entry. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
But instead of falling, it takes off like a rocket. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You watch it climb without you. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You feel like a dunce, a simpleton who overthought. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Other times, you buy something that just collapses. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
It’s a long, slow grind into the red. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You wait for years, a stoic fool, just hoping to break even. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Finally, you get your chance. |
|
You sell right at your cost basis, thanking your lucky stars to be out. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
The stock then quadruples without you. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You feel like the biggest donkey to ever walk the financial markets. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Or, consider this: This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You hold a losing stock forever. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
One day, it briefly touches your purchase price for a fleeting second. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You remember the pain and decide to hold on for a real profit. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
It then plummets, never to see those heights again. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You are, once again, a nincompoop. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
And let's not forget the classic: you buy a stock and it immediately skyrockets. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Your friends are high-fiving you. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
But you’re miserable. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Why? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Because you only bought a paltry number of shares. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You feel like a complete jackass for being so timid. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
But wait — here's another classic. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Sometimes the stock actually goes up. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
And up. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You're in profit! This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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But you don't sell. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Oh no, you're not fool. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You're a visionary, remember? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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This thing is going to the moon! This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
So you hold, watching your gains swell with a smug grin. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Then, without warning, it turns. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
It starts to drift down. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You tell yourself it's just a pullback. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
It falls more. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Eventually, it lands right back at your purchase price — or lower. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
You had profits. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Real, actual profits. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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And you did nothing. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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You're not just a moron; you're a moron who watched his stock triple in value, did absolutely nothing.(You're not just a moron; you're the kind of moron who finds a golden goose, waits for it to lay an egg the size of a house, and then watches it fly away because you were too busy calculating how many houses you'd buy). You're not just a moron; you're a moron who watched his stock triple in value, did absolutely nothing. (You're not just a moron; you're the kind of moron who finds a golden goose, waits for it to lay an egg the size of a house, and then watches it fly away because you were too busy calculating how many houses you'd buy). |
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The market has a cruel sense of humor: it gives you exactly what you want, just not when you want it. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Buy the dip? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Buy early? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Buy late |
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(Wait for a better entry)?
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Idiot. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Sell too soon? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Hold too long? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot, who missed the exit. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Take profits? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot who left money on the table. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Let them run? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Idiot who watched them evaporate. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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So go ahead, trade the markets This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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if you want to feel like an idiot, buy a stock. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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The stock market is the only place where every strategy ends with you feeling like a fool. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
But hey, fools are lucky, right? This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
|
Trade well, fool. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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So go ahead, buy, sell, hold, or run. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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The only way to not feel like an idiot at this carnival is to never look at the chart in the first place. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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But then you're just an idiot who missed the party. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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Your choice. This sentence has been marked as perfect! |
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