차를 싶다/차가 없어요

남자: 형 지금 뭐합니까?
선밍: 지금 난 집에서 맥주를 마십니다..뭐 싶다?
남자: 왜?? 우린 칭구야? 저도 와몬자를 씁니다.
선밍: “우린 친구야” 아니요! 하고도 “형” 하지만. 뭐 싶다?
남자: 네 ㅠㅠ 선밍씨..그런데 어디 차가 있다?
선밍: 차가 집에 밖있어요..왜?
남자: ㅇㅋ! 차는 얼마예요?
선밍: ㅉㅉ 차가 사천만 오백만원습니다..왜?
남자: I stole it.
선밍: 영어를 안 오빠다.
남자: ㅈㅅ 그런데 선밍씨 너무 맛있다. 감사합니다 하고 안녕히해세요!
서밍: ㅇㅋ..안녕히해세요.

I Want Your Car/My Car’s Not There

Man: What are you doing right now?
Seonming: Right now I’m drinking beer at my house..what do you want?
Man: Why?? (Like his attitude not the drinking). We’re friends right? I’m also drinking and texting (you).
Seonming: “We’re friends right?” NO! Also don’t “hyung” me. What do you want?
Man: Fine 😭 Seonming..but where’s your car?
Seonming: Its outside my house..why?
Man: Ok! How much was your car?
Seonming: Tsk tsk the car was 45 million won..why?
Man: I stole it.
Seonming: I don’t understand English.
Man: Sorry but Seonming is really cool. Thanks and goodbye!
Seonming: Ok..bye.