中二病の頃！

みんな、こんばんは！錬金術師（アルケミスト）だよ！今回はちょっと恥ずかしい話ことがある。タイトルを読むと、みんなが推測があるんだろう。でも、恥ずかしい話を言う前に、中二病ということは何を説明したい！まず、中二病は日本の由来の単語だ。中二病の「中ニ」は中学生の頃を照らす。普段、子供がその年齢はスーパーパワーなんて持ち得るフリをする。次、中二病の「病」は「病気」の「病」だよ！ところで、中二病はアニメがある！名前は「中二病でも恋がしたい」だと思う。好きなアニメの中でそのアニメは高い位置があるよ！無職転生は存在ないなら、一番好きなアニメは「中二病でも恋がしたい」だろう。とにかく、この記入の目標をほとんど忘れてしまったね。俺は中ニで変な友達がいた。彼女はいつもマイムのような行儀した。ある日、彼女は「一緒に遊んで、錬金術師！お願い！一生の願いよ！」って頼んだ。俺は「分かった、分かったよ！でも、将来で誰か言ったら、君を許せないんだから！」って返事をあげたじゃん。大きい戦うフリした。子供なのででかい口に出したよ！少年アニメの主人公のような攻撃もやるフリをしたんだ。あの日は学校の廊下に邪魔になっちゃったんだろう。あの時は一人ではないから、恥ずかしすぎないと思った。しかし、今はその記憶を思い出すと、自分で自分を殺したい。なんでそんなに恥ずかしいことをしたんだろうか。。。

Good evening, Everyone! It's Alchemist! This time, I have a bit of an embarrassing story to tell. I'm sure that everyone who has read the title probably has an idea as to what it is. But before I tell the story, I'd first like to explain what Middle Grade Syndrome is. For starters, Middle Grade syndrome is a word that comes from Japan. The middle grade in "Middle Grade" refers to the times of being a middle schooler. Usually, Kids pretend they have something as ridiculous as superpowers around that age. Next, the "Syndrome" part refers to the type of word "illness". By the way, there's an anime based off of Middle School Syndrome called "Love, Chuunibyo, and Other delusions!" Amongst all my favourite animes, that one has a high ranking! If Mushoku tensei didn't exist, it would probably be that one. Anyways, I almost forgot the whole goal of this entry. When I was in 7th Grade, I had this weird friend. She would always behave like she was a mime. One day, she pleaded with me, saying "Play with me, Alchemist! Please! My once in a life time wish" I responded with "Okay, Okay! Fine! But if you ever tell anyone about this in the future, I won't forgive you!" We pretended to have a big battle. Since we were kids, we spoke in loud voices. We also pretended to do shounen anime protagonist like attacks. We must have been an nuisance in the school's hallway that day. At that time, since I wasn't alone, I thought it wasn't too embrassing. Now, however, I want to kill myself everytime I remember that memory. Why did I do such an embarrassing thing, I wonder...