@nixie What about: Йди обійми кактус ? Your first suggestion translate to cactus hugs. ( lol)

I've answered you in the messages, but to address the "cactus hugs" separately — nope, my first suggestion does not translate to that. There's a difference between "обійми" the noun and "обійми" the verb. They even sound different (accent on "і" in the first case and on the "и" in the second one).

@nixie Yes. I got your message. :) I was testing to see if you could reply here.
Then I realized after you can message people.